So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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