Just mADE A PArabola og urine
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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