After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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