Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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