Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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