A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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