he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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