Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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