He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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