I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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