Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
