is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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