I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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