let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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