haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think I won the penis lottery.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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