No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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