someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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