..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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