Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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