Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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