And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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