how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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