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(804): View more from Virginia

id be glad to

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(404): View more from Georgia

She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"

(678): View more from Georgia

So... What happend then?

(404): View more from Georgia

We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke

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(512): View more from Texas

You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.

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(409): View more from Texas

he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out

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(551): View more from New Jersey

She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"

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(620): View more from Kansas

You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.

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(561): View more from Florida

That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.

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