Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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