i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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