what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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