i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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