I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
They have beer where we have blood.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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