honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
