fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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