Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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