He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I want to have your abortion
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
