I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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