"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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