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you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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