i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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