So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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