We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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