There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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