There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
So squirting runs in the family.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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