i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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