I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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