I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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