Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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