What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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