OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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