Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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