I'm drive I can fine osifer
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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