I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
