I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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