He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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